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If hundreds of crazed 'running'-type zombies were on their way to your house/apartment RIGHT NOW and you have no guns ... what would you do ? 

59%
341 deviants said FIGHT them off & by whatever melee object you can find ( kitchen knives, Frying pan, shovel )
15%
86 deviants said Try and board up the place ... and stand your ground
11%
63 deviants said Stay on the rooftop and hope someone sees you
10%
56 deviants said Run straight outside and get help !
5%
30 deviants said Be scared shitless & Hide in the closet , hoping they dont detect you

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:icondakartasoladon:
DakartaSoladon Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010
I'd grab my swords and go samurai on 'em
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:iconswatlord:
Swatlord Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2010
Take my keys, run to the car, drive to the next Weapon-Store ;) Perhaps I can ride over some of them...
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:icondarkmm:
Darkmm Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010
Well wonder what happened to my pocking shotguns for a start....... :)
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:iconlykosisviert:
LykosisViert Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010
I'm prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse, so the no guns thing isn't really an issue...
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:iconcmdrcantley:
cmdrcantley Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
My swords would finally get tested in battle, and if they failed, there's always the shotguns ;)
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:iconkennethsanford:
KennethSanford Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010
Grab the cell phone, bottle of vodka, and my Canon and climb up on the roof. I'd try to document everything before I was torn apart or rescued. And YES, I've been playing L4D2 LOTS! Great game.
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:iconbelschaft:
Belschaft Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
No 'hang self' option?
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:iconfrusenfisk:
FrusenFisk Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
Call Chuck Norris or McGyver, if that fails I'll go ninja on their asses!
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:iconmnzproductions:
MNZproductions Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
i'm going to use my trusty hammer and my meat tenderizer... dual wield mode :mwahaha:
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:iconorcbruto:
orcbruto Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Its why I got some axes and swords hidden under my bed =D

"Always outmanned, never outgunned" :salute:
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:iconcmdrcantley:
cmdrcantley Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
You and me both!! :D
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:iconvanillaheartz:
VanillaHeartz Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
Lock all the doors/windows, get whatever weapons i could, stay low, and quiet :)
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:iconflaming-pancakes:
Flaming-pancakes Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
what if you wanted to board up the house and melee there ass's when they break through and then move to the roof and melee some more lol sounds like a plan:D
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:iconcrxthrasher:
CRXTHRASHER Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Grab a thick jacket and a katana, and head for the car. I'm in the desert so I'd drive to one of the large water reservoirs at the base of the mountain were I'll Write HELP! on the thing and wait for rescue. There's nothing but flat desert around so I'll be able to see a zombie for miles.
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:iconkuivran:
kuivran Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
How about sleeping? That sounds like a good idea but in the night it won't be that easy to spot the zombies...
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:iconcrxthrasher:
CRXTHRASHER Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Well that's just the first thing I'd do to set up a base, but then of course ones there you secure the perimeter gather supplies and what not.
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:iconkuivran:
kuivran Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Yeah yeah, sounds nice. I'll stay at your side. You seems to be a good company for staying alive :3
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:iconbeamer3k:
BEAMER3K Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, I would surely fight them off, I got a metal baseball bat in my room, there's also a near by shovel, knives, and a crowbar I can use. After that, I'd steal a motorcycle and get away.
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:iconshadowdharma:
ShadowDharma Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
Stand your ground!!!.... (I learned that from the "Hooligans" movie ;) )
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:iconobeadience:
Obeadience Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
I've got swords, bring 'em on!
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:iconmikezadopec:
MikeZadopec Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
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:iconoszfak:
oszfak Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
I would attach big knife to some hockey stick I saw this in a book I think
MUST LOOK KICKASS
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:iconnocturnalkitten:
NocturnalKitten Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
Be thankful my husband and i collect swords and things and make use of my scythe and katana~ >3
........
Damnit, now i wanna go play L4D2. @_@
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:iconalembic-lynx:
Alembic-Lynx Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Professional Photographer
have sex one more time before they take a bit outta yur butt
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:iconkadaeux:
kadaeux Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
Board up the place and use my Zombie Apocalypse supplies... and wonder who stole all my firearms.
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:iconwraithdouser:
WraithDouser Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Professional General Artist
The interrest of being involved in reenactement activities... I always have Swords and axes in house... plus some shield and other protections...
They can come ^^
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:iconcolleenchiquita:
colleenchiquita Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Student Photographer
I'd have to fight. I live in the middle of nowhere in the country, about 6 miles out of town.
Nowhere to run, and the house is much too big to board up, lol. Hiding in the closet from running zombies just sounds like a death trap.
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:iconchaoscampus:
ChaosCampus Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
Hundreds of running zombies?! 56% are lying out their asses! The slow ones, I could see trying to fight them off. Hundreds of running ones? Pfff...
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:icontrbmak:
trbmak Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010
agreed. the image that comes to mind is 28 weeks later when the guy leaves his family behind and is being chased by ohhhh about 100 running zombies! hand-to-hand with beings just as fast/agile and twice as strong....ummmm i'm running 'til i'm caught!
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:iconchaoscampus:
ChaosCampus Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010
Very good example!
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:iconwehan:
wehan Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
I always sleep with a katana within arm's reach! I might make it out the front door...
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:iconperforatedphoto:
PerforatedPhoto Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
Thats why you should always keep a sword by ur bed.... If Ive said it once... Ive said it a....
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:iconcmdrcantley:
cmdrcantley Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Agreed :)
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:iconwehan:
wehan Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
Seconded ;)
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:icona1984niceguy:
a1984niceguy Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol interesting Q ... block the windows wait for the immediate flood to pass as they'll go for easy prey ,
get some gear to protect the arms and lower legs -make sure you take care of personal needs before leaving said home ! lol
* and get my butt to either the nearest sporting goods store *available armor good nuff to get ya by and some great melee weapons
or head to the local national guard armory!

rule #1 dont be cheap - double tap
#2 dont let their blood get on you or in your eyes/mucus membrane zones
add more to this..
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:icondestroyinc:
destroyinc Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
use sito as a distraction and run
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:iconsideshowsito:
sideshowsito Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Professional Photographer
running = pussy !!!!!
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:icondestroyinc:
destroyinc Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
You get pussy if you run? Why isnt everyone running?
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:iconsideshowsito:
sideshowsito Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Professional Photographer
HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE .. slut
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:icondestroyinc:
destroyinc Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010
sometimes.
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:iconphydeau:
phydeau Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Dude, I would start yodeling, if I thought it would help. If those "I Am Legend" freaks started charging me, I would take out as many as I could until I was sure I was dea . . .
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:icondivby0:
divby0 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010  Professional Writer
there's a walmart a couple blocks away. i'd go there and hide out.
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:icona1984niceguy:
a1984niceguy Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and.. instant death lol
think.. sure the herd runs but mass infections = people stocking up on supplies
increases likely hood of there being an infected there or for the zombies to arrive there mass munchies !!

* recommend sporting goods ,national guard armories ,
some taller limited access buildings with minimal hiding spaces
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:icondivby0:
divby0 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Professional Writer
sorry, the dick's and the gander mountain are too far away.
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:icona1984niceguy:
a1984niceguy Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
??
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:iconozzboyd:
ozzboyd Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Damn, I haven't played L4D 2, but I'm addicted to the first one. Anyway, I'd board up the doors and windows, and if the zombies managed to get in, I'd resort to the melee weapons... and pray there are no tanks with them. :lmao:
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:iconsamlim:
SAMLIM Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010  Professional Photographer
...i would use my left hand slap my face so that i can wake up.....because this only happened in dream. lol
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:iconechic10:
echic10 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Professional Photographer
Ditto!!
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:iconsideshowsito:
sideshowsito Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010  Professional Photographer
um . yeah ive been playing left 4 dead 2 wayyyy too much LOL
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